12 hilarische tweets die iedereen met een snurkende partner herkent
Je bent bijna in dromenland als je partner ineens besluit om een heel regenwoud te gaan kappen. Het gevolg? De hele nacht geen oog dicht doen en na acht uur elke centimeter van het plafond geïnspecteerd hebben. Herkenbaar? Dan herken je je vast in onderstaande tweets.
1.
*my dog whimpers in her sleep* omg so cute
*husband breathes in his sleep* SHUT THE FUCK UP
— olll (@dulcetry) 24 juni 2015
2.
When your husband snores the majority of the night...#sendhelp #snoring #wifeproblems pic.twitter.com/IGb8ZsMMEd
— Jamie Stephens (@oujamie) 7 maart 2017
3.
*watching husband sleep*
Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"
*husband snores*
Me: "I can't live like this."
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) 28 augustus 2016
4.
honey, if you're gonna snore pls do it into my pussy so I can at least cum from the vibrations. if life hands you lemons, make some sprite
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) 13 december 2016
5.
"Oh, I don't snore." --people who snore
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) 12 juni 2012
6.
Stages: Coping w Snorer
— Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) 26 mei 2016
1 Nudge
2 Say "You're Snoring"
3 Roll them
4 Kick/Growl
5 Stab w pen
6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME
7.
It's not a relationship until someone adamantly denies snoring.
— Joe Berkowitz (@JoeBerkowitz) 14 juli 2015
8.
I bought this great new invention for my snoring partner called a bed in a different room.
— Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) 4 januari 2016
9.
Trying to sleep when your fiancé is snoring is not ideal pic.twitter.com/EjZ4qpZNSq
— j e s s i c a ✨ (@JVCxo) 10 maart 2017
10.
Snore again and I’ll smother you.
--married pillow talk
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 16 januari 2015
11.
[cat snoring next to me]
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) 31 oktober 2015
Me: Aww. *pets her*
[husband snoring next to me]
Me: Are you fucking kidding me right now? *shoves him off the bed*
12.
An upside to how loudly I snore is that no one ever mistakenly thinks I'm dead.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) 22 augustus 2016
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